[MotleyGirl70]

Okay, does he not realize how stupid that looks. I wonder if he thinks he'll pick up chicks riding that thing around. LOL!

[ArrogantBustard]

I saw some dude (not airport employee) tooling around LAX on one of those things, the other day. They look as dorky in person as they do in pictures.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Okay, does he not realize how stupid that looks. I wonder if he thinks he'll pick up chicks riding that thing around. LOL!

Hey, the babes dig my Segway... Unfortunately, it works too well for my own good; now they're so intimidated by my coolness they seem to find me unapproachable. Whenever I scoot by, they turn their heads away and break into a fit of the nervous giggles. Men on the street are so jealous they shout out things like "Fag!", or "Dweeb!".