Oh, I understand you quite well, Vade. Why not just call the researchers liars and dishonest...what's holding you back this time?
The only problem is ICR's utterly dishonest spin. Carbon is perfectly good out to about 50K years. After that, you get nothing but noise. ICR is lawyering on the noise floor, hoping to troll in a few suckers.
Note that even 50K years, or even 20K years, is still too old for your literal Genesis interpretation. And there's a perfectly mundane explanation for the non-zero carbon noise floor. And the idea that the trilobites, the dinosaurs, and the mammals were contemporaries was discredited before it was ever first uttered.