[Woahhs]

You're not one of those Pharisees who'd get in Jesus' face because he was hanging out with sinners and tax collectors, are you?

Why, are you one of those hypocrites he threw out of the temple?

Have you never read he came not to bring peace but a sword? If evil people don't hate your guts...you're doing it wrong. I'm sure He'll be real impressed with your "winning them to Jesus" doctrine though.

[Poohbah]

Why, are you one of those hypocrites he threw out of the temple?

No.

Have you never read he came not to bring peace but a sword?

Wow. Some sword he used. Why, he must've killed gazillions of sinners with it...oh, waitaminute, he didn't, nevermind.

If evil people don't hate your guts...you're doing it wrong.

If you work to ensure that evil people do not repent...you're REALLY doing it wrong.

I'm sure He'll be real impressed with your "winning them to Jesus" doctrine though.

Since I've actually managed to do that (a few former clinic escorts and a nurse are now some of the best prayer warriors and sidewalk counselors I know), I think he will be.

How many souls have YOU won for Christ, sonny-boy?

[Poohbah]

Why, are you one of those hypocrites he threw out of the temple?

No.

Have you never read he came not to bring peace but a sword?

Wow. Some sword he used. Why, he must've killed gazillions of sinners with it...oh, waitaminute, he didn't, nevermind.

If evil people don't hate your guts...you're doing it wrong.

If you work to ensure that evil people do not repent...you're REALLY doing it wrong.

I'm sure He'll be real impressed with your "winning them to Jesus" doctrine though.

Since I've actually managed to do that (a few former clinic escorts and a nurse are now some of the best prayer warriors and sidewalk counselors I know), I think he will be.

How many souls have YOU won for Christ, sonny-boy?