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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: gore3000
While we do observe mutations, we do not observe mutations which are either favorable or which create greater complexity. Both of these are required for evolution to be true.

We most certainly observe gene duplications followed by separate evolution of the duplicated genes. That is clearly an example of evolution of greater complexity.

1,841 posted on 08/06/2003 8:13:19 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: gore3000
The above example does not say anything regarding whether evolution or ID is correct.

Dark_Lord asked what would refute common descent, and I replied with several examples - one of which was that the genetic code would differ between organisms. Agree?

but the archea have some codes which do not read the same as with the rest of living things.

THese guys are interesting, and there are others that use "weird" amino acids. But they still for the most part use the same code.

Not correct. While we do observe mutations, we do not observe mutations which are either favorable

I suggest you start with reading about how antibodies work.

1,842 posted on 08/06/2003 10:28:42 AM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: RightWingNilla
THese [the archea] guys are interesting, and there are others that use "weird" amino acids. But they still for the most part use the same code.

For the most part does not quite cut it though. To read the genome incorrectly would mean death of the species. This is the problem for evolutionists - any change which would result in death has to occur instantanoeusly. That would be a miracle. Also it is against gradual evolution.

Not correct. While we do observe mutations, we do not observe mutations which are either favorable-me-

I suggest you start with reading about how antibodies work.

I am quite aware of how antibodies work. They were specifically designed to be different. The system is specifically different than other human systems. This is not mutation, but a specific system to achieve different antibodies to fight disease. The proof is that the successful one, is multiplied many times to fight the current disease and the 'model' for it remains in the system for future use. That is why vaccination works. There is nothing stochastic or random about it.

1,843 posted on 08/06/2003 7:23:54 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: gore3000
For the most part does not quite cut it though.

No, I meant they use the same code as all other life with the exception of one or two codons.

I am quite aware of how antibodies work.....There is nothing stochastic or random about it.

Ahh but there is. Mutations have been observed to occur in the antibody genes after an infection. Some mutations lead to better antibodies.

1,844 posted on 08/06/2003 7:38:10 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: RightWingNilla
For the most part does not quite cut it though.-me-

No, I meant they use the same code as all other life with the exception of one or two codons.

I completely understood your statement and I am aware that it is not too many codons. However that is enough to make some proteins totally unusable which are made with that code if they are read differently. So that is why it would be impossible to do a "chage over". You would have to rewrite the whole genetic code of the organism to accomplish it and of course that could not be done by mere chance. It would have to be done by design.

Ahh but there is. Mutations have been observed to occur in the antibody genes after an infection. Some mutations lead to better antibodies.

That is what I was addressing. Here is more of an explanation:

3. Antibody Production. The stimulated B cell undergoes repeated cell divisions, enlargement and differentiation to form a clone of antibody secreting plasma cells. Hence. through specific antigen recognition of the invader, clonal expansion and B cell differentiation you acquire an effective number of plasma cells all secreting the same needed antibody. That antibody then binds to the bacteria making them easier to ingest by white cells. Antibody combined with a plasma component called "complement" may also kill the bacteria directly.

From: How Antibodies are Produced

1,845 posted on 08/06/2003 8:44:25 PM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: dirtboy; LeeMcCoy
I watched a tv special about ayres rock in australia and it was the most convoluted evolution bs I'd ever seen .

My theory -- explantion is ... it's an underground blowup - out --- through a soft spot hole in the earth's crust - plate !

If evolution was true and these were plates turned sideways ... their would be some fossil evidence in them and my theory would make their presence nearly impossible --- they could be drawn in from the surface and resurfaced in the extruding process !
Most of the canyons and gorges (( revealing layers forming below surface cambrian layers )) actually formed by drying - shrinking cracks ... water naturally flowing through them because of their lower elevations - depth !


Here it is ...


At some point plates collapsed upon themselves forming rocky mountains and some fragmenting - opening allowing islands and mountains to protrude - rise above and through the plate valley - ocean floor edges !

Heating and cooling would have changed the size of the earth ... probably hot --- very small !

Starting to cool forming a surface crust ... getting larger again --- and then like a cake bubbling rising up sections and with more cooling drying cracks !

Towards the center top middle half of the geologic column life forms appear fully formed ... cambrian explosion --- nothing below !

While the top layers were being formed from flooding and volcanic activity ... most of the column layers were formed from below and at the same time forming most of the above ground ... i.e., buttes - hills - mountains -- surface plate geography we see today --- not enough time for all this evolution nonsense that wouldn't be possible with unlimited time anyway --- pure fantasy- fiction !


Cambrian plates are on mountain tops and rising mountains would raise plate and ocean floors to various elevations !

All this geology and life washing out of a mudball is an evolution hoax -- legend !
1,846 posted on 08/07/2003 2:50:27 PM PDT by f.Christian (evolution vs intelligent design ... science3000 ... designeduniverse.com --- * architecture * !)
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To: dirtboy; LeeMcCoy
I watched a tv special about ayres rock in australia and it was the most convoluted evolution bs I'd ever seen .

My theory -- explantion is ... it's an underground blowup - out --- through a soft spot hole in the earth's crust - plate !

If evolution was true and these were plates turned sideways ... their would be some fossil evidence in them and my theory would make their presence nearly impossible --- they could be drawn in from the surface and resurfaced in the extruding process !

* Here it is * ...


Most of the canyons and gorges (( revealing layers forming below surface cambrian layers )) actually formed by drying - shrinking cracks ... water naturally flowing through them because of their lower elevations - depth !

At some point plates collapsed upon themselves forming rocky mountains and some fragmenting - opening allowing islands and mountains to protrude - rise above and through the plate valley - ocean floor edges !

Heating and cooling would have changed the size of the earth ... probably hot --- very small !

Starting to cool forming a surface crust ... getting larger again --- and then like a cake bubbling rising up sections and with more cooling drying cracks !

Towards the center top middle half of the geologic column life forms appear fully formed ... cambrian explosion --- nothing below !

While the top layers were being formed from flooding and volcanic activity ... most of the column layers were formed from below and at the same time forming most of the above ground ... i.e., buttes - hills - mountains -- surface plate geography we see today --- not enough time for all this evolution nonsense that wouldn't be possible with unlimited time anyway --- pure fantasy- fiction !


Cambrian plates are on mountain tops and rising mountains would raise plate and ocean floors to various elevations !

All this geology and life washing out of a mudball is an evolution hoax -- legend !
1,847 posted on 08/07/2003 2:52:44 PM PDT by f.Christian (evolution vs intelligent design ... science3000 ... designeduniverse.com --- * architecture * !)
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To: Right Wing Professor; Alamo-Girl
rwp ...

We most certainly observe gene duplications followed by separate evolution of the duplicated genes. That is clearly an example of evolution of greater complexity.


1,841 posted on 08/06/2003 8:13 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor


fC (( test run )) ...

yeah ... like those water color tattoos for children --- presto !
1,848 posted on 08/07/2003 5:13:17 PM PDT by f.Christian (evolution vs intelligent design ... science3000 ... designeduniverse.com --- * architecture * !)
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To: dark_lord
have we been able to force the creation of a new species (that cannot interbreed with its parent)?

Can a chihuahua mate with a wolf? Isn't the disparity in size simply too great?

Forget artificial insemination; if they can't do it without help, they're different species.

1,849 posted on 08/07/2003 6:27:26 PM PDT by Virginia-American
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To: dark_lord
Regarding the claim that "all life on earth is descended from one (or very few) common ancestor(s)" -- how is that falsifiable?

To prove it or disprove it, would require complete DNA sequences, or at least lengthy sequences, of both living descendent species as well as the DNA sequences from assumed common ancestor species.

No, all it would require would be finding something that, eg., uses a different genetic code. Or has bones made of cast iron.

Or was an intermediate form between lineages that are not related in that way. For example, something with feathers *identical* (in biochemical detail) to bird feathers, but with the skeletal features of a mammal or amphibian.

Granted, some bizarre finds like these would *probably not* be considered evidence against standard biology, but would probably be taken as evidence that the one creature that seems to violate it is not native to the Earth.

However, if a large percentage of Earth's life were to be like this, it would disprove evolution theory.

Another possible disproof would be if the phylogeny derived from anatomy, biogeography, behavior, etc, (pre-1950s biology) were to differ greatly from that inferred from molecular studies of proteins and dna, or if the biochemical data didn't conform to any sort of tree structure. Of course, in the real world, the biochem data complements and provides supporting detail to the already-known taxonomy.

Now here's one for you: State the atomic theory of matter in a succint, disprovable form.

1,850 posted on 08/07/2003 6:47:56 PM PDT by Virginia-American
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Placemarker.
1,851 posted on 08/07/2003 7:25:36 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Zero tolerance for provocateurs, trolls, spammers, and disruptors!)
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To: Virginia-American
Now here's one for you: State the atomic theory of matter in a succint, disprovable form.

I won't try that. The "atomic theory" of matter was effectively disproved once they started busting out subatomic particles in the original "atom smashers". And I sure don't remember the original atomic theory since I don't think they have been teaching that since...heck, I don't know. The '40s?

1,852 posted on 08/07/2003 7:50:24 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: Virginia-American
No, all it would require would be finding something that, eg., uses a different genetic code. Or has bones made of cast iron. Or was an intermediate form between lineages that are not related in that way. For example, something with feathers *identical* (in biochemical detail) to bird feathers, but with the skeletal features of a mammal or amphibian. Granted, some bizarre finds like these would *probably not* be considered evidence against standard biology, but would probably be taken as evidence that the one creature that seems to violate it is not native to the Earth. However, if a large percentage of Earth's life were to be like this, it would disprove evolution theory.

The problem is, the DNA evidence just shows that all life on earth is related. It doesn't require descent from common ancestors. Clearly the concept of intelligent design also fits that bill. And intelligent design doesn't necessarily mean God with a big G. Could be aliens. Or devas. Or angels. Or Chuthulu. Or whatever.

The fundamental issue is that evolutionary theory, as stated (and vigorously challenged in various posts by me), seems to merely hold up in two cases that can be experimentally demonstrated, which are: (a) plants, and (b) within a species, that is, breeds. The evidence for species differentiation appears to be inferred. Having a CS background, I know the jokes and understand the dangers that occur when you attempt to prove your theory and end up saying "now, by induction therefore...".

Joke:
The CS prof says: 1 is prime, and 3 is prime, and 5 is prime, and 7 is prime, therefore by induction all odd integers are prime.
(And the physics prof says: 1 is prime, and 3 is prime, and 5 is prime, and 7 is prime, and 9 is, uh, experimental error, and 11 is prime, and 13 is prime -- therefore all odd integers are prime within the bounds of experimental error.)

So whenever I see the bio types in their experiments say: well, it would take too many generations, and too long, and too much money to actually prove this, so therefore we infer that species differentiation would eventually result, therefore evolutionary theory has been proved, QED...I am not willing to accept their inference as evidence.

1,853 posted on 08/07/2003 8:02:36 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: RightWingNilla; gore3000
I noticed a posting, RWN, that you made to gore3000 where you said: Dark_Lord asked what would refute common descent, and I replied with several examples - one of which was that the genetic code would differ between organisms. Agree?

Let me give a counter example. Suppose that at some point, some big old alien space ark showed up and dumped a complete ecosystem into Earth's oceans. We have no evidence that such a thing has happened, of course, other than strangenesses like the sudden appearance of shelly invertebrates: trilobites, brachiopods, mollusks, and so on being rather bizarre. But the point is this -- the current evidence of genetic similarity just means that everthing alive today is related. It doesn't mean that it all derived from common ancestors. All life today could have derived from different ancestors that were also related.

To clarify, if you say that since there is a lack of unrelated genetic code, therefore common ancestry - seems a non sequiter to me. I don't think you can prove common ancestry by the absence of a negative.

If your point is merely that the presence of unrelated genetic codes would refute common descent I would agree. But the absence of unrelated genetic codes does nothing to prove common descent.

1,854 posted on 08/07/2003 8:42:28 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: f.Christian
Thanks for sharing your views!
1,855 posted on 08/07/2003 9:00:46 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Virginia-American
Can a chihuahua mate with a wolf? Isn't the disparity in size simply too great? Forget artificial insemination; if they can't do it without help, they're different species.

Sez you. But a chihuahua can mate with a beagle, and their offspring can mate with a cocker spaniel, and their offspring can mate with a german shepard, and that offspring can mate with the wolf. So, no, they aren't different species.

1,856 posted on 08/07/2003 9:16:31 PM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: dark_lord
The problem is, the DNA evidence just shows that all life on earth is related. It doesn't require descent from common ancestors.

But the dna mutations can be arranged into a tree structure. And when you do so, it's the same tree that was earlier found by biologists.

Clearly the concept of intelligent design also fits that bill

What is not compatible with intelligent design (but is compatible with stupid design) is the existence of shared errors in the dna of related species.

There's no reason to postulate a designer that mimics natural processes.

The evidence for species differentiation appears to be inferred

Inferred from evidence. Like I've argued on other (?) crevo threads, the presence of shared defects in dna can be explained in several ways: it was designed that way, the mutations occured independently in different lineages, or the mutation ocured once and has been inherited in the different lines.

It might (or might not) make sense for a designer to make use of common parts - it doesn't make much sense to me that both chimps and apes (to use my favorite example) should have been 'designed' to be susceptable to scurvy, by using the exact same scurvy mutation.

The notion that the same mutation occured independently is very unlikely, assuming that mutations are more-or-less random. So far, that's what the evidence shows.

So we're left with inheritence. No hypothetical designer, no special mutations. Just plain old heredity. Seems like the most likely inference to me (and almost all biologists and biochemists). Not to mention the fact that it matches an inference made by other, independent, observations. When distinct lines of inquiry lead to the same conclusion, most people consider this evidence that the conclusion is valid.

1,857 posted on 08/07/2003 9:20:06 PM PDT by Virginia-American
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To: dark_lord
If your point is merely that the presence of unrelated genetic codes would refute common descent I would agree.

Yes. Remember this was one of the examples I gave in response to your post#1729:

Regarding the claim that "all life on earth is descended from one (or very few) common ancestor(s)" -- how is that falsifiable?

If life on Earth did not show identical characteristics at the molecular level, it would falsify common descent and therefore fulfill your request.

I was just pointing out how in fact all remarkably similar the DNA is of all life is from bacteria to humans. I never set out to prove common descent, just to show the prodigious amount of evidence for it.

1,858 posted on 08/07/2003 9:30:04 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: dark_lord
Sez you. But a chihuahua can mate with a beagle, and their offspring can mate with a cocker spaniel, and their offspring can mate with a german shepard, and that offspring can mate with the wolf. So, no, they aren't different species.

A fine example of a ring species, where the species boundaries are somewhat arbitrary.

If you had a dog-free island with lots of game, and introduced some male wolves and female chihuahuas (or vice versa), 100 years later there would be no dogs.

If instead you introduced both sexes of both animals, 100 years later there would be two true-breeding populations. (unless the wolves managed to hunt to chihuahuas to extinction)

Now imagine the same experiment with horses and donkeys, or quaggas and zebras, or any other combination of equids. In this case it is possible for the different species to mate, (I don't know if they do it in the wild or not), but the offspring are almost always infertile. Again, 100 years later, no equids. Again, if you had both sexes of both species, 100 years later you have distinct true-breeding populations.

Why are the equidae different species, but the chihuahua and wolf aren't? Isn't my experimant a good test of specieshood?

1,859 posted on 08/07/2003 9:34:34 PM PDT by Virginia-American
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To: dark_lord
The problem is, the DNA evidence just shows that all life on earth is related. It doesn't require descent from common ancestors. Could be aliens. Or devas. Or angels. Or Chuthulu. Or whatever.

Well the way I see it the two major possibilities are:

1. Common descent from a single ancestor, or

2. The intelligent designer went to quite a bit of trouble to make it look like it.

The relatedness between species extends to arbitrary codon usage for specific amino acids (Is there something special about 'UGG' that is should encode for tryptophan in every organism?), shared errors and other oddities.

1,860 posted on 08/07/2003 9:39:17 PM PDT by RightWingNilla
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