Especially the ones that come with onboard GPS.
Hello, Onstar
Yeah, hi, this is King Vidor. I'm a Monarch and have broken an antenna.
Yes, sir we have you located in Moose Phlegm, Ontario. We'll be sending out a new antenna right away. We'll have you up and running in time for the big migration south
You're Amazing Creatures, Onstar. Now where did I put my circadian compass?
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