[Wolfie]

Let his son get arrested and do some time, and Oz will change his tune. (And coffee leads to crystal meth? That's priceless.)

[dead]

Jack Osbourne in prison. There's a really really really sad image.

They'd pass him around like currency, while Ozzy incoherently cheered the wisdom of the laws that put him there.

[toothless]

Jack wouldn't do time, hes famous.