[Sparta]

You know, speaking of Monica, isn't she hosting "Mr. Personality" on FOX?

She did "Mr. Personality". She oughta know.

Thanks for reminding me about "Paradise Hotel". I missed it. Damn it!!!

[Cathryn Crawford]

Hey! I was flipping through the channels earlier and saw that. Is that one of the ones where couples go to a far-away place so they can screw lots of other people?

That's trash. You'll corrupt your young mind.