[justshutupandtakeit]

While I am getting too fat and do make great jokes I would be quite worried to find that YOU took me seriously. That would undermine my entire confidence in my truthfulness and accuracy. Please do NOT take me seriously.

[Aurelius]

"Please do NOT take me seriously."

You've got it. I am through with you. I have already wasted way too much time on a hopeless yokel with an infinite capacity for self-delusion. Jerks like you are good for only a very limited number of laughs and yours are exhausted . My condolences to your family.