"BTW, my sister actually knows Boy George. She says he's quite a nice guy, if you overlook the fact he's very gay and very odd."
uhhh, right.. 
Everything I post is the truth. Of course, on the internet, no one's a dog. But she, like me, is a non-notorious person, with a different surname (otherwise I wouldn't be mentioning her) who happens to know said washed up celeb. as a family friend. Just one of those 6 degress of separation thangs. So now you're three degrees of separation from your hero/ine.
(And the abuse I get for bringing people closer)