[WhiskeyPapa]

If it's any consolation, were a computer mouse a .44 pistol, you might have been the undisputed Wyatt Earp of the internet wild west.

Pretty much. Wyatt Earp never got a scratch.

Walt

[Treebeard]

The parallels don't end there. Wyatt Earp was actually a much smaller man than legend made him out to be, as are you, and your legend is tarnishing every time you post another of these diatribes.

Bad old Confederacy, won't somebody PLEASE think of the children! Pretty Maud Flandersy of you, Walt, I might have to retract the Wyatt Earp comparison after all.

Let folks winnow their own grain, I'm sure they can separate wheat from chaff without your assistance.

[archy]

Wyatt Earp never got a scratch.

Well, aside from those the prostitutes he ran may have given him.