A label would be a noun but wait, you said this earlier:
Disrupter (earlier): "Verbs", as you may or may not recall, denote actions, and "nouns" denote things.
Can a noun denote actions? Is Football Game a noun or a verb? Is it an action or a thing?
Whatever. It won't work, since that sort of thing is generally only adequate for fooling the severely retarded and the very young, but go ahead and do it if you like. I'll just be over here calling attention to the basic emptiness of this "evolution as cosmology" thing.