Let me guess: English isn't your native language.
Let me guess again: you've never studied Cosmology either at a under-grad or graduate level.
I once ran into a similar linguistic problem. The person was a native speaker of English. He was a very left-wing democrat, and a sodomite (but I repeat myself). He insisted that the "general welfare" clause in the US Constitution authorized our current "war on poverty" programs. "See there," he would say, "it says right in the Constitution -- welfare!" No matter how one would try to reason with him that the word in the Constitution didn't have the Great Society meaning, he just wouldn't see it. So whatcha gonna do? I gave up trying to reason with him.
Wrong on both points. Your perfect record is intact.