[Sam's Army]

"Didn't you know that Abraham Lincoln was a tyrant, an enemy of liberty, and wore women's underwear?"

Lincoln was also responsible for the Boxer rebellion, typhus, and the 1976-1977 Bucanneers special teams unit.

[Non-Sequitur]

and the 1976-1977 Bucanneers special teams unit

Oooooh, now that's hate speech.