[Xenalyte]

There's already overwhelming evidence that it prevents the brain from maturing.

When smoked before maturity. After one has achieved maturity, becoming a real one (as opposed to a legal one), anti-aging becomes rather more important.

[Kevin Curry]

This is reminiscent of the "science" of the 1930s that "proved" that cigarette smoking strengthened the lungs.

Heroin had great claims made about it, too. It was named "heroin" for its "heroic" qualities.

And, of course, cocaine is the wunderdrug of all wunderdrugs for restoring strength, endurance, and clarity of thought.

Laetrile would right up there, too, if it only made people high as well as curing their cancer.

[pamibach]

you might not age but you won't remember anything and OY the munchies!

[Jhoffa_]

When smoked before maturity. After one has achieved maturity, becoming a real one (as opposed to a legal one), anti-aging becomes rather more important.

I hear it makes you incoherent too..