[Genesis defender]

[P]eople honestly believe that JK Rowling is a member of the Church of Satan

She's not? Dang.

Rowling isn't even Wiccan?

[Dimensio]

I don't know her religious affiliation apart from the fact that she's said that she's not a Satan worshipper. My comment was in reference to an Onion article, a satirical story that a number of Christian groups (and even an editor at WorldNetDaily) believed to be true.