Dateline: Paris- FLASH!
French President Jaques Chirac has unexpectedly reversed French policy regarding the war with Iraq today, announcing that he intends to dispatch France's elite "Maginot" Attack Poodle division to the Persian Gulf. When asked how soon the dogs would be sent, Chirac replied: "As soon as I can get them to stop sniffing my crotch and humping my leg."
The feared "Prowler Poodles of Paris" have a reputation in military circles for being able to lick a man to death in under two weeks, and represent the single most significant advance to military technology by France since their introduction of the petard and the white flag some 500 years ago.
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