[Trailerpark Badass]

Does using a double sexual orientation, much like a double negative, make the dog actually straight?

No, in this case, I think it actually intensifies the dog's gayness.

[wimpycat]

Well who cares? He sure was a cute little thing. It looks like he's actually smiling in that photo.

I took my cat to the vet today, and while I was in the waiting room, a lady came rushing out of one of the examining rooms covering her face and bursting into tears and running out to her car, with (I guess) her husband and another man behind her. Later, the vet went out to the car carrying an old bedspread with the dead body of the lady's cat in it that he had put to sleep. Apparently, the cat had been missing for a week and had been severely injured by either a dog or a car, but managed to drag himself home today. He said he'd rarely seen a cat in that bad shape before. Anyway, I felt sorry for the poor woman and her poor cat. It's always sad to see your pets suffer. If somebody had thrown my cat into traffic, I'd have a case of what my mom calls the screaming-meemies.

[sinkspur]

No, in this case, I think it actually intensifies the dog's gayness.

You sound as if you've had some personal experiences with gay animals.

I've got three Bichon Frises, and nobody would survive an assault on any of them.