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Turpen says the evolution-only advocates also feel their base of financial rewards is being threatened.

Dear Darwin-Central: Your check bounced. Please eliminate creationism from schools so that I might continue to redeem my frequent-evolution-advocate points. I was only 300 points away from jumping up to the next pay scale, along with receiving the complimentary hibachi/radioisotope fakery kit.

yrs,
G.R.

[VadeRetro]

How do creationists spin the news? They forget to mention that the 200 scientists of the main story are all named "Steve." Agape Press will control your horizontal and your vertical. No adjustment to your set is necessary.

The spin? "We'll concentrate on how desperate they must be to rub our noses in how rinky-dink we are."