The moderator has requested that personal barbs be taken to the Smokey Backroom.
Uh, that's disingenous.
The moderator requested that flames be taken to the back room.
Sorta thinned skinned to try to send every sarcastic remark off the thread, no?
And maybe you might want to try this (I have no connection to it, I just thought it might help calm your drug-free nerves):