Calvinism is a name, nothing more...Luther was actually more of a "Calvinist" than was Calvin, Re: The Bondage of the Will. That name describes the doctrine revealed by GOD to His people, much the same way that "Mormon" today describes the "Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints".
From what i have seen of your logical processes, i seriously doubt that you can comprehend Calvinism, and your attempts are really amusing.
In later years you had other movements, like New Age, an even NEWER, wrong way to look at our relationship with God.
Fortunately, in the Spring of 1805, the world was changed forever when the old, TRUE way was restored to the earth.