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Philosophical Problems with the Mormon Concept of God
Christian Research Institute ^
| Francis J. Beckwith
Posted on 02/13/2003 6:03:04 PM PST by scripter
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To: drstevej
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of
the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses
on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather
frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
Therefore, he's a........
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
501
posted on
02/19/2003 7:30:58 PM PST
by
Elsie
(You have NO better hope than Jesus!)
To: CCWoody
Ok, Woody where can I get a bronze Calvinist?
502
posted on
02/19/2003 7:32:14 PM PST
by
P-Marlowe
(Are you ready to meet your "Organizer?")
To: P-Marlowe; drstevej; Calvinist_Dark_Lord
You might try at the bottom of the San Francisco Bay.
God strolls to the gates of heaven to talk to St. Peter. He says "Peter, you look tired, why don’t you take a vacation, kick it in the Caribbean for a week or two, and I’ll watch the gates." So, St. Peter goes on vacation.
An engineer comes to the gates, God takes a look at him, and says, "You’re in the wrong place." So he turns around, feeling quite rejected, and goes down the escalator to the gates of hell. There the devil greets him with open arms. After about a week, the engineer decides hell is just too hot and uncomfortable, so he talks to the devil and arranges to have water piped in, air conditioning installed, and swimming pools built. So after a month of construction, hell is getting to be a nice tropical place to be.
God calls the devil and asks, "So, how are things down there, pretty hot, huh?"
And the devil replies," No, actually it’s pretty nice. We have an engineer down here who helped us pipe in some water and air condition the place."
God says, "No, wait, that’s a mistake, the engineer was supposed to be up here."
The devil says, "Too bad, were keeping him."
God is angry: "I want that engineer, I’m going to sue."
The devil smiles his most confident smile and says, "Yeah? Where are YOU going to get a lawyer???"
503
posted on
02/19/2003 7:38:50 PM PST
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CCWoody
To: JesseShurun
Well maybe you can ask ill boy or better yet, the admin moderator Well you made the complaint what are you saying and where is that post! At least give me the # to the Post!
To: Elsie
excellent
To: JesseShurun; Illbay
Ha! Ha! I knew it
you are a Falsifier!
To: Matchett-PI; CCWoody
You tag'em, we shoot'em
To: restornu
I don't see your boy denying it
To: JesseShurun
I don't see your proof! Show me?
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