Actually I'm just a volunteer. We take turns coming on to your threads so that they aren't so boring. If none of us show up you're thread die of boredom very quickly and there's no entertainment value in that.
If one of us shows up then you can trot out the prohibition examples, the standard "what's the difference..." arguments, etc. It makes the thread more lively, albeit still very predictable, but far more entertaining.
Not really my thread but ok. The boring part is you. No logic. No sense. A desire to argue with quips and name calling. Get over yourself. Your views on this or any other subject are no better than the next guys.