[Lizard_King]

Well, of course the reason Michael Jackson is not in jail is that the UN has instead mandated that a commission of perversion inspectors be deployed to determine Jackson's compliance with basic decency. This, of course, should work wonders.

[Jeff Chandler]

the UN has instead mandated that a commission of perversion inspectors be deployed to determine Jackson's compliance with basic decency.

We need to give the UN Decency Inspectors more time to work.