It won't work, mon imbecile. Longshadow has wrestled with (and soundly thrashed) more worthy opponents than you. Give it up before you start drooling while you blither.
You sure know a lot about longshadow. Are you his groupie?
I guess it's his extensive experience wrestling with more worthy opponents than me which trained him so well to be able to restrain himself upon reading my first two horrible, taunting, rude Posts #475 (in which I calmly and patiently and humbly answered a reasonable question of his so as to clear up understandable confusion) and #495 (in which after pointing out his error I thanked him for "keeping me honest" when, after all, he had misinterpreted what I said) to him.
Yes, due to longshadow's heroic experience in "wrestling", he was able to restrain himself from flying off the handle until he read my Post #540 which, as you so accurately pointed out, "provoked [him] beyond the human capacity for restraint". Those three sentences of Post #540 (the third sentence in its entirety: "Which is too bad.") were just the last straw! Even longshadow, veteran that he is, was "provoked beyond the human capacity for restraint" by those amazingly provocative three sentences in Post #540.
Either that, or you're just more than a little bit delusional.