P.S. "Theories" are also supposed to make predictions and be testable/falsifiable by the way. The jury is still out as to whether "evolution" even qualifies for that.
I have an idea. In my previous post, I predicted that you have a problem with "common descent." Stereotyping you again, I know. But you've been screaming that I don't know you, don't know your religion, etc. So of course I could be wrong about you having a revulsion to sharing with the chimpanzees a common ancestor less than ten million years back.
Surprise me, then, and tell me that you have no problem with common descent as part of the factual evidence that has to be explained by any theory of evolution. (Bwahahahahaha!!)