Man, what church do you go to?
Punk-eekostal Church – a new branch that popped up from nowhere and they really like to sing.
The First Primordial Biologists – adhere to a literal interpretation of abioGenesis, and water is very important to them.
Kelvinist – Entropy is ultimately predestined.
What denomination?
Naturalism
Nihilism
Materialism
or Scientism
LOL!