[PatrickHenry]

I demand a recount!!

[Scene of PH, tears running down his rosy cheeks, happily accepting the award.]

I want to thank my producer, my director, my parents, my friends, my fellow evos, my handlers at Darwin Central, the moderators ... but most of all I want to thank VadeRetro. I couldn't have done it without you, Vade!

[Condorman]

"PatrickHenry! You just won the 2002 Grima-Wormtongue Award! What are you going to do?"

[VadeRetro]

I couldn't have done it without you, Vade!

I -- I'm totally disarmed. I'm so embarrassed at my silly jealousy.

[Exit sharpening dagger]

[longshadow]

I want to thank my producer, my director, my parents, my friends, my fellow evos, my handlers at Darwin Central, the moderators ... but most of all I want to thank VadeRetro. I couldn't have done it without you, Vade!

As magnanimous an acceptance speech as I've ever heard. Congratulations on your great acheivement. You can keep the plaque, but the statue stays put at Darwin Central.