[B. Rabbit]

f.Christian talks like the gollum thing in the Lord of the Rings movies... Watch:

f.Christian: "Big brother/science...
Creation/God...REFORMATION(Judeo-Christianity)---secular-govt.-humanism/SCIENCE---CIVILIZATION!"

Gollum: "Fat hobitses. Precious... Master/Smeagel... PRECIOUS(Master=friend)----ringwraiths----- Mordor...Ohhhh."

[Junior]

I'm not sure I want to know what it's got in its nasty little pocketses!