That's hysterical, Steve. I've been on these religion threads for about a year and a half. I didn't notice an endtimes thread until "two months" ago.
For the remainder of that 1.5 years we discussed the "God decreed everything....Oh no he didn't" subject. Calvin/Arminian.
Why don't I call THAT transparent? It's just absurd, and all I can do is shrug my shoulders and sigh in your direction.