[Dead Corpse]

Conservatism and Republicanism, aren't forms of absolute political philosophy.

Good thing too. We'd hate for you to have to take a solid stand on anything. Or posess principles. Or be expected to do what you say you believe in. You get the idea.

[Reagan Man]

Once you grow up, you'll understand that life isn't as black and white as the libertarian philosophy makes it out to be. The problem is, I doubt you'll ever grow up.