The evidence is overwhelming that FDR's New Deal Commerce Clause turns your federal government into and out-of-control regulation monster. Choose.
Ohmigod... It's the dreaded "FDR's New Deal Commerce Clause".
Quick, EVERYBODY! Run for your LIVES!
Head for the hills and protect the women and children!
"FDR's New Deal Commerce Clause" is coming to get you....
Oh no! NOT THAT!
Oh $hit! They discovered where "the stash" was hidden...
Good grief! How are we ever going to get high now???
Oh, the HUMANITY!!!
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