[chance33_98]

Jesus was out walking one day, when he came across a stoning. Jesus looked at the
crowd and then said: "Those amongst you who have no sin shall throw the first stone."
A man at the back of the crowd yelled: "Jesus, you always want to go first!"

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Jesus, hanging on the cross, says, "Peter, come here." Peter, thinking he is about to receive a profound religious truth, tries goes to Jesus but Roman soldiers push him back.

Again Jesus summons, "Peter, come here." Peter tries to, but Roman soldiers again push him away.

Jesus summons a third time, "Peter come here." Peter gathers all of his strength and finally breaks through. Bleeding from several lance wounds, Peter says, "Yes, Master?"

Jesus looks upon Peter and says, "I can see your house from here!"

crickets chirp in the back ground. a tumbleweed goes by.

[PMCarey]

No, no, no, it's ...

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Jesus was out walking one day, when he came across a stoning. Jesus looked at the crowd and then said: "Those amongst you who have no sin shall throw the first stone."

Suddenly a stone flies out of the crowd and hits the woman in the head. Jesus looks up and cries, "Mom!!!"

[nonliberal]

I heard a different version. Jesus gets pelted in the head with a rock and yells "Mom, knock it off."