[RedWhiteBlue]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on the front porch?
Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

[capitan_refugio]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi?

Stu

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in the river?

Flo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a ditch?

Phil