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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forrest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

51 posted on 09/14/2002 9:23:44 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler

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To: Jeff Chandler

A bear and a rabbit are going to the bathroom in the woods one day. The Bear turns to the Rabbit and says, "Does crap stick to your fur?" The Rabbit pauses and then says, "No." So the Bear wipes his ass with the Rabbit.

57 posted on 09/14/2002 9:26:20 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99

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