[Doctor Stochastic]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi are playing poker one night. The game gets busted (Houston Police, after long planning). The three perps are brought before a magistrate.

The Magistate asks the Priest, "Were you gambling?"

The Priest replies (after crossing himself to get to the other side), "No, Your Honor, I was not."

The Magistate turns to the Baptist minister and asks, "Were you gambling?"

The minister mumbles something along the lines of "Forgive me, Lord" and says, "No, Your Honor, I was not."

So the Magistrate askes the Rabbi, "Well, then. Were you gambling?"

To which the Rabbi replies, "With whom?"

[RightOnline]

"Why do you Jews always answer a question with a question?"

"Why shouldn't we?"

[Seti 1]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi have congregations which are next door to each other and very friendly. The congregations decide to present their respective leaders with a new car on the same day. The Baptist minister places his hand on the hood and says a short prayer. The priest sprinkles his car with holy water. The rabbi cuts off two inches of the tailpipe.

Is that bad enough?