[Genesis defender]

This was my favorite from an old Carnac the Magnificent sketch on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show...

Answer: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Question: What's the best thing to do if you swallow a hand grenade?


And my second favorite:

A: R-O-L-A-I-D-S.
Q: How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"?

[smorgle]

Okay,

Answer: Sterling Moss.
Question: What grows on the north side of a silver tree?

Answer: Chicken Teriyaki.
Question: Who is the only living kamikazi pilot from WWII?

Answer: Siss, Boob, Bah!
Question: What is the last sound a sheep makes just before it explodes?

[BluesDuke]

Ah, Carnac...

A: The Hope Diamond, Joe Namath, and Jimmy Carter's State of the Union speech.
Q: Name a rock, a jock, and a crock.