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Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving through Arkansas and they pull into a gas station for gas. The attendant comes up to the door, leans down and says, "Hillary, I thought that was you when I saw you driving in. How the heck are ya. Good to see you again."

Hillary replied, "just fine, and it is good to see you too."

The attendant goes to the back of the car to put in the gas.

Bill looks at Hillary and says, "Well, he certainly seems to know you, and just who is that?"

"Him, oh, he's my old high school sweatheart," says Hillary.

Bill looks back at the gas attentant through the rear view mirror, then says, "Just think Hill, if you had married him, you'd be the wife of a gas station attendant."

Hillary replies, "No, if I had married him, he would have been the president.

What does a brunette say on a date?

"What part of 'Yes" don't you understand?!"

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A woman goes up to the pharmacist.
"Do you sell Viagra here?"
"Yes, we do."
"Does it work?"
"Yes."
"Can you get it over the counter?"
"I can if I take two!"