[stands2reason]

Anyone remeber Mary Jane jokes? Mommy, mommy jokes?

Mary Jane was at the movies with her boyfriend. He put his hand up her shirt. Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew her money was in her shoe.

Mary Jane pushed her brother into the pool. Her mother said, "You know your brother can't swim!" Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew there wasn't any water in that pool.

[capitan_refugio]

I have been trying to suppress my memory of both "mommy mommy" and "mary jane"jokes. With apologies to Nick Danger, your jokes came rushing back to me like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist.