Bump. Somebody should create a Web site dedicated to kno-knock raids.
It'd be easy enough to do. Just make up a bunch of stories like this; you can even add photographs of your family and friends. Then claim these are all "victims" of the WoD.
It would be all a lie, but who's going to dispute it?
And it's not like you dope-heads haven't been lying to yourselves and everyone else in your lives for many years now, so what's one more?
I think Jeff Head used to have some stuff about raids on his site.