[gcruse]

I believe that the universe came into existence in the form of monkeys flying out of The Great Ass. Since this can't be disproved, I demand it be taught in public schools as an alternative to the Big Bang and evolution. Who can say I'm wrong?

[jim35]

Sounds to me like you are a creationist, then. Creationism doesn't necessarily rely on the Christian belief in God, so I guess you sort of qualify. But don't go looking for tax-exempt status any time soon.

[r9etb]

I believe that the universe came into existence in the form of monkeys flying out of The Great Ass.... Who can say I'm wrong?

I don't know. But if you have any monkeys left over I'd like to buy one for my kids.

[Prince Caspian]

...monkeys flying out of The Great Ass. Since this can't be disproved, I demand it be taught in public schools as an alternative to the Big Bang and evolution.

Go find an sizeable and influential constituency and then we'll talk.