[Scuttlebutt]

To: harrowup --- I don't know why, but I really really like you.

It ain't gonna do you no good. He's been spoken for by Deb.
Stick with trying to put the make on Avogado. You'll have better luck.

[harrowup]

I think Deb dumped me for a Bohunk; last she spoke she called me Scrotumless Dick and my name is Hawk.

Laz? Everybody likes me at first...but then I grow on you like a fungus...

Yo, Avocado...are you from Virginia, with the VA or are you a fruit?