It is a little disconcerting (but hardly unexpected) to see supposed Christians trying to talk dirty to minors -- for the better glory of Jesus, of course.
Now, I'm trying to " talk dirty to a minor ? She brought it up, she has engaged in this debate, she has already supplied personal, anecdotal examples, as well as silly hypotheitical ones. If she can't cope with this, then she shouldn't be here. If you can't, then neither should you. Being her protector, just gives you the opening, that you so crave, to beat up on those whith whom you disagree. Yet more juvenile and illogical stabs at refutation from you.