That’s not kidnapping. The hell with the little turd. This is how it worked in older, better, America. Kidnapping isn’t taking the miscreant back home after reading him the riot act. Didn’t hurt him, didn’t ask for ransom.
Back when I was growing up, she wouldn't have to take me back home. All she had to do was call my parents and they would have come and got me then dragged me home by the ear. Then the belt when we got home.