Chelsea Handler ditches her clothes and urges ‘horny little pig’ men to get vasectomies in racy PSA

New York Post ^

[nickcarraway]

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The comedian added in the Friday footage, “Since the beginning of time, women have been ducking and diving and dodging pregnancy face-first or Pikachu-first. Frankly, they’re exhausted.”

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Handler also touched on different forms of female birth control, including the pill.

“You think I want to be an adult woman with acne or have mood swings, or get a period that’s so heavy it feels like the Hoover Dam just broke? I don’t,” the talk show host continued. “Everybody already hates women enough. I don’t need my insides to join in on the fun.”

[nickcarraway]

Hmmm. If it's so bad, she never once mentioned women don't have to have relations with these men.

[rlmorel]

"...‘horny little pig’ men..."

Am I the only one who thinks "Horny Little Pig Men" would be a great name for a band?

[NorthMountain]

A punk band for sure ...

[egfowler3]

She also overlooked wymen getting their tubes tied as a solution. Why does it have to us guys??

[PGR88]

Another batshit crazy AWFUL who received too much attention to her ego when she was young and stupid - and now she can’t escape it.

[NorthMountain]

Hey, I have an idea!

Gentlemen: Only ever stick it in your wife.
Ladies: Only ever spread ‘em for your husband.

How ‘bout that?

[mikey_hates_everything]

How about women who are just going to kill their babies get themselves spayed?

[nickcarraway]

Why do you have to go and be sensible?

[DesertRhino]

The human toilet speaks....

[NorthMountain]

Whatever was I thinking?

[DesertRhino]

Such a disgusting commentary....

[Mashood]

Chelsea needs more facial surgery.

[rdcbn1]

Chels is a piggly little girl on the prowl for like minded pig men.

Can't speak for the rest of the horny little pig men out there , but looking at nude pics of Handler and having to listen to her crap puts a crimp on things to the extent that it makes the need for a vasectomy is superfluous

Just sayin'

[SaveFerris]

She is nuttier than a Payday candy bar

[butlerweave]

Forget men , get yourself done

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Right....
Hey, I know!

Let’s find that picture of you after diving off a yacht
and letting a man pee into your mouth while you
happily drank it like a camel sucking water!
Yet you have the unmitigated gall, to call MEN horny little piggies?
She did, look it up!

She’s just TRASH.

[Paladin2]

TMI

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Reminds me of ....”And if I were half as ugly as you are, Sergeant Major, I’d be a poster boy for a prophylactic.”- Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway

[wardaddy]

A mite old

[rlmorel]

Hahahahahahaha, punks indeed!