I went home with a waitress, the way I always do
How was I to know, she was with the Russians, too?
Not Russia, but close, yes.
I’m an objectively good-looking guy, very fit, but older. Successful.
40-50 year old MILFs will occasionally hit on me in the ordinary course of life. Maybe a 30 year old with money or daddy issues. Sometimes younger one at the gym will get a crush after a year or something, but I certainly don’t make a move and thus she does not beyond an indication of interest.
No normal 20 something will be actively hitting on an older man, absent a mentor/mentee situation or professor/student. Those will occasionally happen, according to friends.
If you’re in a hotel bar and some hot young thing walks up, she’s either a whore, crazy, or, if anywhere West of the north/south midpoint of Germany, a honey trap.
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this!
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