Posted on 04/12/2024 2:16:26 PM PDT by algore
I know, it’s mind boggling!
You’re in the lead, but it’s early!
“Uranus has never looked better” Nasa has joked, as it released a new telescope image that shows the planet in more detail than ever before.
The stunning image of the ice giant has been captured by the US space agency’s James Webb Space Telescope.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/nasa-uranus-joke-james-webb-space-telescope-b1072836.html
Some jokes just write themselves.
“Our top story tonight: NASA sends probe to Uranus. People everywhere giggle.”
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UranusIsShowing
Oh Gnarrrrrly!
What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for a Klingon. .
While traveling to the eclipse, I saw a billboard in Indianapolis that said,
“The Best Fudge Comes from Uranus”
-Uranus Fudge Factory.
Uranus: The gassy giant.
Film at 11.
1. Methane comes from organic material. So how did it get way out there.
2. Methane is a greenhouse gas. So it should cause global warming, not freezing on that planet.
I read somewhere that Uranus does smell like your anus. So, how did they know that when it was named?
READ MORE: Uranus and Neptune have secret MOONS
Wiki tells us that Uranus has 28 moons, which is not at all surprising.
Would you believe the asteroids, comets and meteors are from planet Earth? See the story of Noah’s Flood in Gen 7:11.
Video below is a depiction of the hydroplate theory proposed by Dr. Walt Brown PhD - creationscience.com is a free online book of his over 4 decades of research.
I use Imodium
The story is not complete without a picture of that gas expert, Sheila Jackson Lee.
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