My wife said she wanted two boys and two girls and that's what I gave her.
After that, my job was done.
The worst part about the procedure was watching the video where they demonstrated what would take place. The vasectomy itself was absolutely effortless. I didn't even bother with the narcotic painkillers in recovery. I took Motrin. Felt like my balls were sunburned for a couple of says. That was it.
I didn’t get a video for mine. The doc accidently cut a blood vessel so he left one incision open to drain. But it closed up as cuts do and the sac filled with the continuous blood flow. By the time I got home it was the size of a softball. Two days later my 3 y/o son jumped in my lap knee first. As I hit the floor I saw a bright white light.
I crawled to the bathroom and lay curled on the floor for a bit. A visit to the doc and he said, “You son may have helped the healing along.”
For several days after I could GENTLY squeeze the sac and congealed blood would come out. It was pretty gross and never again will I allow anyone near that area with a sharp instrument.
How would you know what sunburned balls feel like you silly little nudist