“Edddieeee, I want to talk to yooooooooo.....I’m an American woman now, I want what’s coming to me! What have you done for me lately?............HALF!”
I knew a guy years ago that was on his fourth imported wife from the Philipines. Always had them sign a prenup, but he knew that as soon as they got their green card or whatever it was they would be gone.
“Hey - they’re good cooks, great in bed and wonderful women. I figure it costs about $30,000 for the 6 years they are with me. That’s better than leasing a car!”
The number of years is a guess, but I do recall the $30k number and his reference to a lease! And he is still friends with all of them, and the only child he had with the first one. Not for me - but it worked for him.