Touch my granddaughter, they won’t find you.
When “Braveheart” first came out, I laughed because The Wallace took out an Anglo with a piece of broken stag antler.
Went and looked it up and after the Sassenachs took away all the Scots’ weapons, they used whatever they had at hand.
It must be genetically programmed or something because I had the antler “keychains” *long* before I ever saw Braveheart.
I lost my best/favorite one in the house fire months ago but I’ve finally found a suitable replacement and feel like me again.
I wish you could have seen the “cleaners” faces when they carted my collection of Stabby Things out for the public adjusters to list as personal items to pay on.
/most of my knives and swords survived and they didn’t even see what was stashed in the living room or bedroom
Porcupines will totally get rid of bones.
/Random public service announcement