Well then...
If only half the guests attended the wedding, then...
They’re only half married, or it wasn’t a happy event.
Sue the those that did not attend after they explain why they didn’t show.
Don’t gripe. Get the reasoning. Might be surprised as to why they did not show. The truth is always unexpected at those type of events.
Half of the invited guests are either homophobes, or had better things to do.
How do you know you're in a "transgender church"?
Only half the congregation is kneeling.